Today I used the bathroom at the Liberty Center on base, charmingly called “Take 5.”
Upon entering the stall, I saw this sign.
This pleased me.
I am not a hoverer. I do not understand the practice to be anything other than a neurotic fear indulged by germa-phobes. I think hoverers pee on themselves more than non-hoverers with incidental spray and drip, thus canceling out contact with urine. Therefore, it must be a fear of other people’s pee, which is easily addressed by wiping the seat with tissue or using a toilet seat cover.
Hoverers are the very people who get urine on the seat, so you think they’d get that last point.
Do you hover?